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lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road
posted on April 22 with 40,871 notes
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skrelp:

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

she actually lost first place and is in third, so you all should keep voting for her to at least beat racist katy perry!!
posted on April 22 with 226,450 notes
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boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

warbyparker:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

Hm.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
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homeandinteriors:

Unique, Fresh and Exciting Easter Table Decoration Ideas | Founterior on We Heart It.
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biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped


the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

unacandrid:

how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

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wmagazine:

Sofia Coppola and Marc Jacobs pal out. 
Photograph by Robert Rich. 
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